August 2009
1 post
July 2009
22 posts
To have loved and lost is better than to have...
Is there a shortage of strawberry/cherry...
Whenever I buy a bag of candy (skittles, mike and ikes, jolly ranchers, etc) There is always a ton of green and yellow candies (aka: the grossest flavors evar) and only a few of the greatest flavors ever (anything red).
“There never has been an engine for instant gratification like the Internet. Our...”
– 6 New Personality Disorders Caused by the Internet | Cracked.com
Ugh...
Needing to weed out the butt-zillion people I follow on several sites. Reeeeeally need more time in the day.
Any ideas about how to widdle down 99 tumblogs (99 interesting and fun tumblogs) to a more managable number? I already got rid of the ones that haven’t updated in forever (like me…avoid much?) What do I do? What do I do? *sob sob*
April 2009
5 posts
“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it...”
– Robert Frost via iheartmyart (via billyjane) (via poortaste)
Man reported missing in Vulcan found dead in... →
up-schist-creek:
Kirk vouches for Spock’s whereabouts, Sarek missing and wanted for questioning.
March 2009
39 posts
Created by Recipe Star
Evolution is not a theory that explains the origin of the universe, that field of study is referred to as Cosmology and it is a field of study not covered by Charles Darwin’s, The Origin Of Species.
Evolution is not a theory that describes the first origination of life on this planet, that field of study is called Abiogenesis. While Darwin might have remarked his feelings about the theory in a...
Something to make me jealous and, oh yeah, cry. →
“He’s always asking: ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that before.’ It’s like, Why...”
– Michelle Obama (via avedanke:jessicachu:erinshannon:theloveyturtle) (via seriouslythough)
Dear Herd of Elephants Who Live Upstairs,
Pick a floor and stay there. Upstairs, downstairs, upstairs, downstairs, up, down, up, fucking down. This oldie is tired of hearing you.
Good day.
I need something to help with the stress. I’m thinking drugs and maybe alcohol. Who’s with me?
“The real marriage of true minds is for any two people to posses a sense of...”
– Edith Wharton, A Backward Glance (via sarahbelfort) (via opalandtheidiot)
Woman Gives Birth to Block of Cheese →
Oh my good god this is gross.
