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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
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Man reported missing in Vulcan found dead in dumpster»
Kirk vouches for Spock’s whereabouts, Sarek missing and wanted for questioning.
via Up Schist Creek.
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I must agree that this is the greatest Rick Roll of all time.
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Okay - so this is the best version of the “Rick Roll” ever. Ever.
YOU MUST WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO. Volume necessary. I don’t care if there are captions, you have to hear it.
“Unnecessary bar exit.” <- Gets me every time.
via *bare with me.
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- Evolution is not a theory that explains the origin of the universe, that field of study is referred to as Cosmology and it is a field of study not covered by Charles Darwin’s, The Origin Of Species.
- Evolution is not a theory that describes the first origination of life on this planet, that field of study is called Abiogenesis. While Darwin might have remarked his feelings about the theory in a letter to a colleague, it is not part of the scope of evolution, which by definition describes the change in species over time and natural selection.
- Evolution is not inherently atheistic, the theory describes nothing regarding the existence of god, it is a scientific theory confining itself to prediction and observation of the natural world.
- The theory of evolution does not say, “humans came from monkeys”. The theory shows clear evidence supporting the hypothesis that at some point around 6 million years ago, humans, the great apes and primates diverged from a common ancestor.
- The theory of evolution does not say dogs come from frogs, a rock will turn into a duck or as some former TV personalities like to claim, will produce a half crocodile, half duck (crocoduck).
- Evolutionary theory is the best supported scientific hypothesis we have for describing the diversity of life on Earth. It is not a religion, a belief system, a faith or any other ambiguous religious term sometimes attached to it by YECs.
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He’s always asking: ‘Is that new? I haven’t seen that before.’ It’s like, Why don’t you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet.
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Dear Herd of Elephants Who Live Upstairs,
Pick a floor and stay there. Upstairs, downstairs, upstairs, downstairs, up, down, up, fucking down. This oldie is tired of hearing you.
Good day.





